Wednesday, December 31, 2008
These are people's terms for other people who are not smart.
Look at this.
A person made this. They called it a 'rabbit.' Other people agree that this is a rabbit. Another person might even buy this rabbit!
Who is "one carrot short of a bunch" now?
Not the rabbit, I can tell you that!
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
It's great that Ankles and I can share shoes. These are really great shoes.
I've shown these shoes before.
This is a new picture.The old picture is here.
You can see how fast they are wearing out. They don't look like they used to.
I think Ankles is wearing them to much
Friday, December 19, 2008
This is me in one of my favorite spots outside my cage.
Inside my cage is my favorite spot most of the time.
My my towel pile is here. Under the chair. These are my personal towels. I can never get them arranged right.
You can see my phone book. Ankles gave it to me. She says I might need to make a call. She forgot to give me a phone.
Today is also Ankles' birthday. When I came here, I was Smallest Ankles rabbit. He lost interest. Ankles took over. She says it was her secret wish. She says it was the only way to convince Hairy Ankles to have a rabbit. Now I am officially Ankles' Rabbit. Good deal. Except she is lousy at growing basil.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
I didn't know it was so easy!
I got on, and then off.
On again, and off.
It was so exciting. I did binkies on the floor.
On again. There was a blanket up there. I rearranged it. I mistook Ankles for the blanket and bit her. She didn't bleed.
I found out that rabbits can get lots of petting on the sofa.
Friday, December 12, 2008
She always gets me good things at Savers.
This is for home dec. I love home dec.
The Evil Stepsister thought is was for her.
She almost never gets things from Savers.
The other Evil Stepsister was smart.
She did not even come over to see.
I also got these two books.
Ankles says they are about rabbits.
She says she will read them to me......
when she has time....................
if I don't chew them up.................
Monday, December 1, 2008
This whole warren has come out of the burrow.
They are going to eat the new grass and have ball shaped poops.
Click on the picture for the McGoo View.
Very sad about the ears.
The ears tell you about these poor eaters.
It tells that their feet are not good for digging.
They cannot dig burrows big enough for normal size ears to fit.
I wonder if they can hear anything.
I hope they are good at subtitiles.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
The mats are good because my cage floor is too slippery. It's a good cage otherwise. It's very homey. I like to rest in here more than under the chair.
Ankles peels the corrugated so it is comfy and not slippery.
Hairy Ankles asked
"Why does she need new ones?"
"Too much ambience."
That is OK with me. I have more.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
I have been very busy removing holes at home. My excision technique is rapid and undetectable.
She suggests the slogan "Big and small, we do them all!"
I want to stress "Precision equipment calibrated daily."
and "No hidden retooling fees."
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Yesterday was loads of fun! She was sitting in the middle of the room. She was pretending our home was devoid of rabbits.
I snuck up behind her. I sniffed her. Nothing.
I ran past her. I ran past again. Nothing.
I sniffed her knees. She stared into space. Then......
I ran between her front legs and head butted her hairy stomach!
She went straight up in the air!
I ran into my corner. I did many circle binkys. Then I had to re-arrange my laundry.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
She says there is a good reason why witches don't like rabbits.
I say there is a good reason why rabbits don't like witches. They won't share their toys.
Our revenge? No witches allowed at Easter! We are keeping ALL the baskets for ourselves. Even the wicker ones.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
The first one was not good.
I got a sticker of me. I would not go out. I sent Ankles to do it.
She put Sticker Me on the giant herbivore. I have smelled this herbivore on her. The smell does not say anything about size. Holy Fotis!*
Ankles says we two are the same.
I have big eyes set for 360 degree watching. So does he.
I have big swivel ears. So does he.
I binky for play. So does he.
We eat the same kind of hay. We have functional cecums. We have ball shaped poop.
*Fotis--God of Herbivores
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
I didn't chew it.
I sat on it.
It was a good cage mat.
It was the size for meatloaf sitting.
Then I chewed it.
I stopped sitting in it.
Ankles was going to make me a new cage mat.
Then I sat on it.
She didn't make a mat.
So I chewed it more.
I also stopped sitting on it.
I need a cage mat.
My cage floor is slippery.
It is hard to meatlaof on.
Ankles made me a new mat yesterday.
It is peeled corrugated.
Very good for sitting.
Also for chewing.
The Evil StepSisters might want this basket for chewing.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Today, this rabbit was in a bag. Ankles saw a rabbit in a sling. It was in a movie. A movie about autistic people. That means it had a lot of good ideas in it. Like rabbits in slings.
Today, I had to go in a sling. I didn't want to go in it. I became hysterical. Rabbits are good at hysterical.
I tried to get out. I tried the same thing over and over. I got bored.
Then it started to feel schmoozy.
I stayed in.
I wouldn't come out.
Finally, there was banana. So I came out.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
The best one is my cage mat. It keeps my feet from slipping on the floor. I never chewed my cage mat. Until Ankles went away for a week.
Then I chewed it. I could still sit on it.
Until I decided not to sit on it.
Last night Ankles said she would make me a corrugated mat. I decided to sit on my basket mat again.
Rabbits must work to remain mysterious.
BTW, I like my cage. Even if the door is open, I usually stay in.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
There used to be a better plant here, one with interesting and tasty leaves. To show that this new plant is boring, I pointedly ignore it in favor of more interesting things. This is to indicate that the plant should be replaced.
So far, it's not working.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Friday, April 4, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
I don't want to tell you about my past. My new life started in December when Ankles and her family brought me to their house from the Oakland Animal Shelter. Since my arrival in the family room I have struggled to establish a predictable routine. It has been a success.
I just convinced the Evil Stepsisters that I should be left alone. Then I convinced Smallest Ankles that cuddly rabbit was an oxymoron. I needed Ankles help to convince Hairy Ankles that he had to increase his tolerance for destruction and mess and that his things wouldn't be destroyed if I had enough other stuff that was more fun to shred.