Thursday, November 6, 2008

Entre-bun-eur

Ankles says I should go into business for myself.

I have been very busy removing holes at home. My excision technique is rapid and undetectable.

She suggests the slogan "Big and small, we do them all!"

I want to stress "Precision equipment calibrated daily."

and "No hidden retooling fees."

7 comments:

T'Abby Normal said...

We are very curious about this. We are very curious about you. We like the way you move.

Curiously,
Abby & Stygia

YowlYY said...

I like your new venture, Silver! Are you, as a new entre-bun-eur, considering to participate to "The Dragon's Den"?
I think I will keep the holes in my knitwear, but what about discussing your fees to mend the holes that Miss Eve did on my best friend's gym pants this summer?

Rabbits' Guy said...

Now hang on here ... how can a rabbit remove holes????

This is very curious indeed ...

Silver said...

RG,
It is a simple concept, but I am able to achieve complete removal with greater alacrity and thriftiness than the average DIYer. I simply and precisely excise the entire hole including the margins, so no trace of the hole remains. The hole is then discarded. The EPA charges a minimal Hole Disposal Fee which is included on your invoice.

furrybutts said...

Well, that IS a great business idea, Silver! This is the first time we've heard of a hole removal service. Over here, we run a regular hole-making business but we never get paid anything :( all we get is scoldings from the humans!

Rabbits' Guy said...

I heard, but I still don't believe.

You just can't make nuthin' out of somethin' ....

FrecklesandDeb said...

What a clever bun you are to turn a hobby into a business! Excellent job!