Wednesday, October 7, 2009


Ankles read about other buns.

Buns liking apple chips.

This is not apple chips.

I had an unpredictable moment of open mindedness.

I tasted it.

I ran under my deck, arrows of hatred shooting from my eyes.

Revulsion dripping from every follicle like shedding hair in the spring*.

Back feet thumped the floor.

It was a bad day.

*Note from Ankles, Official Shedding begins April 1st and ends March 31st.

1 comment:

The Fab Furs said...

Our Mercedes and Bertie do overwhelmingly prefer dried fruit to fresh, though they do make an exception for blueberries. Perhaps the drying process makes the fruit sweeter. Good luck in training your fruit provider.