Happy Halloween!

I love October.

October has Halloween.....and witches.

Witches have brooms.

I love brooms.

Halloween has treats.

I knew that.

But......brooms don't count as treats.

There are more treats!

I love October.

Bunnell

I have a new bunnell.

I have never had one before.

Ankles ordered it for me.

It came Priority Mail.

I'm not sure what I think about it.

Sometimes these are called wormholes because they are the fastest way to travel from here to there.

I don't need a wormhole.

I can teleport.

Roll in the Hay

Ankles and I read about Tyler and Sydney's hay tubes. They are in The Qi Papers blog.
I have had rolling hay before.
I have not liked it.
Hay in tubes is neat and tidy.
That is a problem.
I can't bulldoze huge disintegrating wads of hay across the floor if it is in tubes.

Ankles stuffed some hay in a tube so we could take a disapproval photo.
I saw the tube of hay. I had a moment of open mindedness. I started eating the hay. Evil Stepsister came by to share the hay.

Sharing hay with Evil Stepsister is easy. She doesn't eat very much. Her teeth are all wrong for hay.
Then, Mr Ankles will come in and try to stop her eating hay because she throws it up.
It will be too late, she will throw up anyway.
Mr. Ankles will get upset and clean it up really fast.
Then he will say "Stupid rabbit." That's stupid because the rabbit didn't just throw up from eating something she knows will make her throw up.
It's pretty entertaining.
Entertainment is an important part of a good day.

BTDT (Been there, done that)

No!

We just did this!

My nails!

I was growing them out.

They were finally getting long enough.

I could scratch inside my ears.

Blech

Ankles read about other buns.

Buns liking apple chips.

This is not apple chips.

I had an unpredictable moment of open mindedness.

I tasted it.

I ran under my deck, arrows of hatred shooting from my eyes.

Revulsion dripping from every follicle like shedding hair in the spring*.

Back feet thumped the floor.

It was a bad day.


*Note from Ankles, Official Shedding begins April 1st and ends March 31st.

Cat Repellent

This is a grapefruit.

Ankles sat with me to eat one.

She offered me a piece.

I rejected the offer.

It was terrible.

It smelled like cat repellent.

How could she eat that?

She said the taste was not so good.

She liked it because it was juicy.

I'm a rabbit.

I don't need juicy.