Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Ho-o-o It's Magic


Sometimes my Nut Knot is here.
Sometimes there.
Nobody sees me move it.
They think it moves by itself.
They think it is magic.
It is not.

I move it by telekinesis.
One of my many bun skills.
Buns have been fooling people for a long time.
It's easy.
People are gullible.

Example: Magician pulls rabbit out of hat.
Everybody thinks the magician did it.
They are wrong.
It was the rabbit.
The magician was a stooge.

12 comments:

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Yup, you are right, Silver, you are 100% right.

Breathe said...

oooo, how cool is that!?

Susan (and SmokeyBlue in spirit) said...

Did we tell you about the time we moved one of our litter boxes from under the ramp, through the bottom of the palace, over the sill, down 6 inches onto the deck and into the middle of it with nary a drop spilt?

Susan is still amazed and tells everyone about what magic movers we are. She's a smart cookie giver.

SixBunnies said...

I was told by a bunneh sage, that everytime a hoomin moves something that belongs to a bunneh, that hoomin throws off the "bun shui" and interrupts the flow of the universe ... I am inclined to believe that! Bunz can also transport themselves out of their condos in our sunroom without removing the tie on the condo door!

Glenna said...

Hilarious! Buns are magic. They formed a worm hole in this dimension and disappear into the hole when they are allowed to roam in the evening (somewhat supervised). Turned out the worm hole was in the mattress. Now their evil stepsister (named in honor of your evil ss) has discovered it, so they don't use it. Never mind, they say, we made evil stepsister disappear.

Karen M said...

Personally, I am quite fond of the magic trick that completely emties the contents of the dig-proof litterbox!

Karen M said...

Ooop! I meant empties!

Lisa said...

So true. Love the Silver wisdom.

SixBunnies said...

There is no litter box that is BUNNY DIG PROOF! I can't imagine what that would look like! I have two hardened, convicted litter box diggers that can dig any litterbox and spread the contents ANYWHERE in the room without regard to barriers... or the laws of physics!

Rabbits' Guy said...

Racer can move BL's stuff on the kitchen counter - sometimes even far away. She doesn't agree with that but it is true. Pencils, grocery lists, cell phones, books, even bananas.

Rabbits' Guy said...

I forgot to mention that he can even eat ice cream from the container while it is still in the freezer - especially Killer Caramel!

Crafty Green Poet said...

bunnies rule the world!