One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Raisins

This month, I have been in The Family Room for two years.

Ankles gives me two raisins every day.

That comes out to a lot of raisins.

I have had lots of pets too.

I have destroyed a pair of shoes, two phone books, a novel, some willow balls.

Two and a half brooms, a corner of the sofa.

I bit an Evil Stepsister on the tail(not the nice one).

It's been a productive/destructive couple of years.

Today, I celebrated by jumping over Ankles' body while she was flopped on the floor.