Wheat Grass

Ankles read about Rabbits3 of The Qi Papers getting wheat grass.
She thought I would like wheat grass.
So, I got wheat grass.
So far, I am not impressed.

A Quick Bun-Pun

Cats are Weird

Rabbit costume for cats. $18.00

One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Raisins

This month, I have been in The Family Room for two years.

Ankles gives me two raisins every day.

That comes out to a lot of raisins.

I have had lots of pets too.

I have destroyed a pair of shoes, two phone books, a novel, some willow balls.

Two and a half brooms, a corner of the sofa.

I bit an Evil Stepsister on the tail(not the nice one).

It's been a productive/destructive couple of years.

Today, I celebrated by jumping over Ankles' body while she was flopped on the floor.

There goes the neighborhood!

Amelia says:
"What a dump!"

Cats are Weird

Mr. Ankles pulled to sofa out.

He was cleaning.

He found this!

I said "It was the Evil Stepsisters."

I said "They had a grenade."


He cleaned it all out.

Now I have to start over.

Financial Advice

I am shedding again.
You can see this in the picture.
It always starts in the butt.

Now is the time to buy stock in Eureka.
Or Hoover.
Or Electrolux.
Ankles owns shares in Ford.
Good luck with that.