One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Raisins

This month, I have been in The Family Room for two years.

Ankles gives me two raisins every day.

That comes out to a lot of raisins.

I have had lots of pets too.

I have destroyed a pair of shoes, two phone books, a novel, some willow balls.

Two and a half brooms, a corner of the sofa.

I bit an Evil Stepsister on the tail(not the nice one).

It's been a productive/destructive couple of years.

Today, I celebrated by jumping over Ankles' body while she was flopped on the floor.

There goes the neighborhood!

Amelia says:
"What a dump!"

Cats are Weird

Mr. Ankles pulled to sofa out.

He was cleaning.

He found this!

I said "It was the Evil Stepsisters."

I said "They had a grenade."


He cleaned it all out.

Now I have to start over.

Financial Advice

I am shedding again.
You can see this in the picture.
It always starts in the butt.

Now is the time to buy stock in Eureka.
Or Hoover.
Or Electrolux.
Ankles owns shares in Ford.
Good luck with that.

Harreforming the Bunnel

I never went in my bunnel.

Ankles enlarged it.
The first day, I went in and came out.
I went in.


I came out.
I went in.
I stayed a while.
I came out the same end.

I played in the newly harreformed bunnel a long time.
Then I chewed it.
It's wonderful.

Grudge

Jaguar pajamas.

Ankles has some of these.
I disapprove of jaguar pajamas.
In fact, I am holding a grudge concerning the pajamas.

My grudge has a result:
Ankles feels awful.
She has increased her efforts at bonding.
The salads are better.
There is more sling time.
After sling, she will lift me up to hold me close.
I fit by her neck under her ear.
I get more petting.
She lets warm nose air flow over my ears.
That was creepy at first.
Then I got used to it.
Before long, it began to feel nice.
I loosened my shedder muscles so more rabbit hair would flow up her nose during inhales.
She kept cuddling.
She reduced her computer time so she could lie on the floor and watch me play with my towels.

One morning I refused to come out to play.
She cuddled me first, then I came out.
Now, I won’t come out any morning until after cuddle time.

The grudge thing is working for me.

Happy Halloween!

I love October.

October has Halloween.....and witches.

Witches have brooms.

I love brooms.

Halloween has treats.

I knew that.

But......brooms don't count as treats.

There are more treats!

I love October.