Lagomorph Bagomorph

Lagomorph is science for Rabbit. Science is stupid.
Today, this rabbit was in a bag. Ankles saw a rabbit in a sling. It was in a movie. A movie about autistic people. That means it had a lot of good ideas in it. Like rabbits in slings.

Today, I had to go in a sling. I didn't want to go in it. I became hysterical. Rabbits are good at hysterical.

I tried to get out. I tried the same thing over and over. I got bored.

Then it started to feel schmoozy.

Very schmoozy.

I stayed in.

I wouldn't come out.

Finally, there was banana. So I came out.

Basket Love

I have many baskets. They have short lives.

The best one is my cage mat. It keeps my feet from slipping on the floor. I never chewed my cage mat. Until Ankles went away for a week.

Then I chewed it. I could still sit on it.

Until I decided not to sit on it.

Last night Ankles said she would make me a corrugated mat. I decided to sit on my basket mat again.

Rabbits must work to remain mysterious.

BTW, I like my cage. Even if the door is open, I usually stay in.

My Broom

This was my broom.

It was a wonderful broom.



Then it got used up.
Ankles bought me a new one.

I am a busy rabbit.

Pine Cone

I have a new pine cone. The photo won't upload. Maybe later.

This pine cone in indestructable. Rabbits hate things that are indestructable.

Here is the photo.

backed up

Ankles finished her back up.

Whatever.

Now I have to do this again.

I've been busy. I'm a rabbit. We are always busy.

This is the shoe Ankles and I share. The shareing thing is working out.

Rabbit Scores!

Today I was a naughty bun. It was fun. I snuck up on an Evil Stepsister. She was pretending to ignore me. I snuck fast. I bit her tail. I jumped in the air. I ran away.

I think she' got it.

This morning I greeted Ankles with three half-binkies.

I think she understood the honor.