
This month, I have been in The Family Room for two years.
Ankles gives me two raisins every day.
That comes out to a lot of raisins.
I have had lots of pets too.
I have destroyed a pair of shoes, two phone books, a novel, some willow balls.
Two and a half brooms, a corner of the sofa.
I bit an Evil Stepsister on the tail(not the nice one).
It's been a productive/destructive couple of years.
Today, I celebrated by jumping over Ankles' body while she was flopped on the floor.