Saturday, October 2, 2010

Peacefulness Transfer


Mr. Ankles vaccuumed the family room.
There was a lot of noise.
Ankles was very frightened.
I kept her company in another room.
I let her snuggle me close and breath in my hair.
It was over soon and we could go back.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Tasty and Not So Tasty

Regarding my phone books:
Yes, Breathe, the Ls were tasty.

The Zs, not so much.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Discriminating Collector

These are just two of my many phone books.

Pretty nice.
Don't you think?

Friday, August 13, 2010

Orlando

You know Orlando of Diva Kitty and the Fluffies.
He got sick.
He went to the V.E.T. and got meds and fluids.
He would not eat or poop for a long time.
We were afraid he was heading for The Bridge.
Finally, Orlando has turned the corner.
He is getting better.
He is eating and pooping.
I am so relieved.

Stay

Stay with us, Orlando.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Housekeeping!

Housekeeping?!?!

More like House-throwing-away!!

I disapprove.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Say It With Hair

You can say a lot with shedding.

Well, I can, anyway!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Crunchy on the Outside

Peanuts are wonderfull.
I have heard there may be some that have two nuts inside.
All of mine have only one.

They are fun too.
First, eat a hole in the shell.

Then, eat the chewy part inside.

Finally, eat the rest of the shell.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I Heart New Projects!

This is my old phone book.

Ankles got me new ones.

She says the Marina Market has hundreds!

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Parsley


There were so many comments on my last post.
I am speechless.
Ankles says we have lots of new blogs to check out!

I love you, Fans!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Ho-o-o It's Magic


Sometimes my Nut Knot is here.
Sometimes there.
Nobody sees me move it.
They think it moves by itself.
They think it is magic.
It is not.

I move it by telekinesis.
One of my many bun skills.
Buns have been fooling people for a long time.
It's easy.
People are gullible.

Example: Magician pulls rabbit out of hat.
Everybody thinks the magician did it.
They are wrong.
It was the rabbit.
The magician was a stooge.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Opera Box


Mary Shelley went into my Opera Box.
Nothing came out.
That is because Mary Shelley only knows one chord.
It's chord-ur-oy!

Thump
Thump
Thump

BinkBink!!!


Silver, you are assuming that everyone knows Amahl and the Night Visitors is an opera.

I told you.
My peeps are smart.

Friday, July 2, 2010

My Box


"This is my box!
"This is my box!
"I never travel
"without my box."

Silver, it's too obscure. Nobody is going to know that song.

My fans are erudite.

Even RG won't know that song.

RG can google it.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Floormaster


My Oxbow Bungalow is pretty nice.
The woven hay floor is OK.
I thought it would be nicer if it had carpet.
The carpet of my BUNker is suitable.
I am removing the factory installed flooring of the Bungalow so that the BUNker floor will be visible.
It's a lot of work, but I don't mind.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

The Softer Side of the Bun


Whiskers is in my BUNker with me.
Normally, I do not allow Whiskers in the BUNker.
Even when I am not in it.
This day was different.
Ankles Jr. had his golf thing out.
It is a suspicious golf thing.
It makes a suspicious sound.
I went in the BUNker to get safe.
Whiskers needed to be safe too.
I let her be safe in my BUNker.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Hop-la Espanol


This is my favorite spot for noontime stasis.
It is secluded behind the pot in the corner.
I can see a lot if I open my eyes.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Housekeeping

Ankles cleaned my BUNker today.
I supervised.
She got everything back in the right place.
Almost.
The apple twigs gave her a hard time.
They go all mixed up.
I fixed them.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Wishes for a Safe Journey


Ankles and Brother Janow are sad today.

Cherokee crossed The Bridge this morning.

He shared a fence with Janow for 10 years.

I did not know Cherokee.

I am sad because Janow and Ankles are sad.

They say the grass is green on both sides of the fence over there.

I wish him well.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Better Than....

Ankles computer works now.
All except the port for loading pictures.
I had tons of pets this morning.
She calls me her Beautiful Girl.
That is better than having your picture.
I made a circle around her feet.
She gave me a fresh blackberry.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Cata are Weird


This is Chico.
He is performing a service.
He is transferring peacefullness to BL.
Rabbits do this.
We do not need a lot of peacefullness.
We are people of action.

Cats are different.
They actually suck the peacefullnes right out.

Proof:
Ankles whispers:
"Shsh. I am with Silver."

Later, she yells:
"Somebody get Mary Shelley off me before she bites!"

Ankles says she will get pictures later.
The computer problems are getting fixed.
She stole this picture for me.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Watercress

Yuck.
This is not food either.
Where's my parsely?
Don't we have any parsley around here?
Heavens to Betsy.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Rosemary

Sydney and Tyler and Amelia and Harriet eat rosemary.
They are nuts.
Rosemary is not food.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Seminar

Ankles went to a seminar about rabbits.
She came back with lots of ideas.
One was a cuddle cup.

The word is still out on the cuddle cup.

Another was cleaning anal glands.
I said "You really don't have to do that."

She demonstrated a new grip for restraining during nail clipping.
I demonstrated a body twist that releases the grip.

I win.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Constantly Gardening

Ankles planted my basil plant outside.
It was still too cold.
My basil struggled to live all winter and then she killed it.

So she planted a cilantro plant.
She planted a parsley plant.
Right.
One parsley plant and one cilantro plant for one rabbit.
THEN...she found out..........it wasn't enough.
Duh.

So now there are more parsleys and some basils.
At least the roses and dandelions are blooming.

She is trying.
That deserves appreciation.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Big Brother

No nails today!!!!!

It's Easter.
I talked my big brother into delivering the eggs today.
He only brought green eggs.
He didn't hide them.
He left them in huge piles out in the open.
He is fired.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

OMG pts. 3,4,and 5

Racer likes girls with the nails done.
I let them do three this time!
Then....
I couldn't stand it.

Friday, April 2, 2010

OMG pt.ll

They did it AGAIN!
Against my will!
They held me down and cut ANOTHER TOENAIL!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

OMG!

They held me down!
They clipped one of my nails!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Seven Things

Ankles and I got tagged by The Qi Papers I have to tell you seven things about myself that you don’t know. Then I have to tag seven other blogs. Ankles made me a list of blogs to tag.

Here are my things:









Ankles and I tag these people plus each other
Ankles at
DoubleCatBatik

You gotta see the video of the horse licking Lisa at
Laughing Orca Ranch
It's just like Taz!

Sarah at
Tipsy Laundry

Stephanie
Pretty Much Art

Tyler at
Tyler Handmade

Rose at
What Rose Made Today

Mary at
Mary Richmond Design

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

The Brighter Side

At least Ankles can cook!

Friday, February 12, 2010

Beneath The Planet Of The Wheat Grass


"Wait for it................."